pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
I just witnessed an engagement and now I feel even more alone lmfao
Not that I’m looking to get engaged. I just want someone.
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"